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The First 24 Hours in France ...


14-15 September 2018

Wow. We’ve been here just 24 hours, and it feels like we have been here at least a week, a month even! It’s been eventful… but we’ve evened out the wrinkles and are having a brilliant time, despite a couple of initial hiccups….


Friday, the day we were leaving, was extremely busy, racing around last minute getting stuff ready; sold and dropped off Nick’s car, got the wrong gas connector for the gas tank so had a 20 mile round trip to change that in the morning rush hour, then the water pump on the bus was being unpredictable and needed adjusting, of course we also had to  clean and tidy the house ready to hand back to Ian, our lovely landlord. 

Packing everything in to the bus we quickly realised we needed to edit it down massively, so had runs to the tip and charity shop. Got gone from home about 1pm, 2 hours behind schedule, missed seeing Auntie Fran on the way to Brighton. Got to Brighton around 3 to pick up some last minute buys – a tripod for the camera and a cool box – sweet talked our way out of getting a parking ticket off Western Road in a residents permit parking zone.

Got to Newhaven, fuel stop, then on to Ferry - nice cabin, a mooch around the ship, bottle of vino and off at Dieppe. (Note to future ferry travellers, don’t buy wine from the bar on the ferry, buy it from the duty free, or on board shop as they call it, it’s better wine, at half the price).
On arrival we decided to stay at a camper van stop, as recommended via a camper van parking app – big mistake….

Got to this parking place, basically a massive car park, occupied by middle aged mid-life crisis types in expensive campers. The barrier let us in but there was nowhere to park as everyone, in order to take up the max space, had basically parked across 2 spaces. It was dark, it was late and we were tired. So we parked at a funny angle near the back of this car park, not really ‘in a designated space’. I went to walk Nina, who hadn’t stretched her legs all day, and had been an absolute saint so far. I got back to the bus to find two middle aged men, French and Belgian, kicking off big time with Nick, shouting in French, threatening to get him deported if he didn’t move our vehicle – a huge row ensued, by which time a dozen or so curtain twitchers were observing. I implored us to leave the horrid campervan cattle pen, then had a effing nightmare trying to operate the ticket system to get out of the car park – thankfully 5 euros later we managed to escape and headed in to Dieppe town to find some non camper van designated parking. We soon found a good spot at the top of the town between a school and church and opposite a little café/bar. Swiftly fell asleep, woken at 7am by very loud church bells, which was a bit of a shock to the system!  We didn’t want to hang about so got a superb café au lait in the lovely little café, which welcomed dogs, and decided to hit the road to head south.
For the first couple of hours, everything went smoothly – we  planned to cover about half the distance to Bordeaux – you can’t really gun it in the Digibus, as max speed is about 60mph, but that’s fine with us – the grape picking work lined up starts Thursday so plenty of time. So, to begin with, all good, lovely misty morning, the sort that promises sunshine later, beautiful countryside – never seen so many different varieties of cows, an abundance of fruit orchards , stunning landscapes – just what you want and expect on the first day on the road in France. At 10.30 we stopped at a super marche, which put English supermarkets to shame!  We stocked up on a few of days food – then headed on our way, not before Nina enjoyed seeing the wild goats on the river bank by the supermarket.


On leaving Nick exclaimed: ‘damn should’ve checked the oil and water, will stop at next garage’….
Fast forward 20 miles or so, the bus starts losing power and stops switching into top gear. Nick says its feeling sluggish and it gets slower and slower – I break out into a hot sweat and palpitations, then frantically practice the mindfulness and meditation I have been doing lately and think, ‘right this is actually nothing to worry about, let’s just ‘respond’ and not ‘react’ (easier said than done!). We pull over off a narrow hilly bendy road (though ironically until now the roads have been mainly flat, straight with lots of lay-bys??!!). No service on phone, can’t connect to internet… SHIT!!!

For some reason unknown to me Nick decides to reverse up a hill to see if this helps, and bizarrely it does, the bus seems to regain some life and we take off again, looking for the nearest garage. After   about another 20 miles we find a garage, top up with oil which uses up our last 10 euros of cash (the oil was low, but not empty, the water was fine).  The bus is driving but only in 2 gears. We decide to find the nearest largish town and call the RAC (thank god we joined) because we reckon there may be a garage nearby where they can assess the problem, and we think it’s better to take action now while the bus is still moving, rather than wait for it to potentially stop completely in the middle of nowhere.  I’m hoping it’s just the clutch cable – though I’m by no means a mechanic, I’ve had plenty of old bangers in my time and had a few clutches fail on me.

The next large town we come across is called Pont L’Eveque and it is absolutely gorgeous – it’s in Normandy (we have made a it a surprisingly short  distance, since morning, maybe a tenth or so of the way, and been heading south-west). It’s the most charming place, a wedding is in full swing at the town hall, there is a fountain, someone playing the accordion, a river, beautiful flowers on display – we couldn’t really have found a prettier, more bustling place to break down. Alain the French RAC rep is extremely helpful and eventually the recovery man comes, allowing me to practice my French language skills, as he speaks no English, and we are offered the choice of a hotel, or to stay in the bus at the garage, who will look at it on Monday.  We opt to stay in the bus at the garage - better for Nina, which is short walk from the town centre. They are super friendly, and have given us electric hook up.  Tonight (Saturday) we cooked spaghetti bolognaise in the bus, did a few odd jobs, Nick put up some hooks, I did some sewing, we watched a DVD and are now snuggled in bed.  We don’t consider what has happened as a crisis in any way – it’s part of the adventure, and if we need a whole new clutch, so be it, we can deal with that – thankfully we have a contingency fund.  Hopefully (fingers crossed) we will get to Bordeaux for grape picking by Thurs – if not, we’ll work round it.

I can’t believe yesterday we were in the UK, it feels like a lifetime away - I’m loving living life on the road, warts and all…

p.s I will be posting this update after the bus is fixed (at hopefully minimal cost), and when we are safely back on route, as I don’t want any family or friends worrying, because actually we’re not, so neither should you!

Over and out!

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